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Start with 100 and subtract 1% for everything you've done. Then repost as you're __% innocent.
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose .
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81.
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51.
But I didn't mean to be so timid! Your eyes are sad sometimes that it's hard for me not to be sad too. But what I ccame here tonight to say was that I LOVE YOU! The world loves you! And when you close your eyes at night and clutch at sleep know that the morning waits for you. And if sometimes I seem to stumble know you lift me up. If sometimes I seem to waver, it's only because the night assaults me as it does us all. Sometimes, I don't know what I want or where I'm headed, and I think that, sometimes, you feel the same. I think that's okay. Life tells us that it's here for the figuring out, for us to take our chances.
My indecision is not a crutch, and my life is not a meager thing. Reality is not a downward spiral, and you can eaily let go. What is love if it isn't an embracing of the day? This day.
Sometimes, it makes more sense to let entropy take it's toll.
Sometimes, it's easy to say 'I can't play with you today, the future's calling me, calling me down!'
Some days, the ground is wet and I misstep when I'm dancing and I ruin my new suit in the mud.
Some years look just like the years before, but every day you're a new iteration of yourslf, and even the stars can't out shine you when you're glowing like a new horizon
plucked from the richest branch and made into a fine fermented rain.
Dipping deep, wash your coat in the warm antarctic sea.
Splash around and play with me.
Toss a new smile
on an old place,
dance together and play with me.