asklepiades (asklepiades) wrote,

the Kittenlisk

Person A: "The kittens dont love me anymore"
Person B: "AHH Kittens!!"
Person A: "What the heck is that even supposed to mean?"
Person B: [Begins banging head into wall]
Person A: "...youre strange."
Person B: [Bloodspatter]
Person A: "..."
Person B: [Wall cracks]
Person A: "yeeaaah....."
Person B: [Kitten appears in hole in wall]
Kitten: You're Right. We Don't Love You Anymore.
Person A: "...I'm leaving now..."
Kitten: "BLAAARRRGGG!!!!" [devours Person A]
Person B: [lying in a pool of his own blood on the floor] "love... and pe...ace..."
Person C: [walking by] "OH MY GOSH WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!!"
Old Lady: "Kekekekeke!!!"

TK: "Same Wall Plus!! i tltly pwn u!!"

  • (no subject)

    I was wrong.

  • (no subject)

    Everytime someone died. color and breath, the fast unfurl of carbon away from death plants that rise and grow, strange citybomb beneath…

  • (no subject)

    Bloomed in the fall, I loved you in the winter. When summer came the world was dead and cold.

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